April 29, 2012
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"Mother, I am never getting married."
"How do you know that?"
"No one in the right mind would be able to put up with me."
"I wouldn't say that."
"My standards are too high."
"If you lower them, it will allow more people in."
"No, I cannot stand stupid people. Standard 1." [she laughs]
"I am being serious mother."
"You need to lower them."
"If I find someone really fucking special, I'll lower my standards by maybe 2%" [mother sighs]
"2% is not enough."
"Single forever it is then."
Comments (1)
I fuckin glove you.
I also wholeheartedly fucking agree.
You should at least lower the standards on people who you hang around with. Shallow friends are better than no friends.
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