December 14, 2012

• magnum

  Not only did I magically acquire pop tarts but I have found double chocolate caramel magnum ice cream bars.

  Twinkle and I are sharing it. 

  It's 340 calories of pure fat ass guilt.
  

  I don't get what she's complaining about it's delicious.

  Remind me not to eat dinner tonight.
  

  I am eating those jalapeno poppers for a snack.

  What jalapeno poppers?

  You're not gonna eat for a week. It's Christmas. Everyone gets fat and then they all say they are going to go to the gym to work off their fat. It never happens. You'll just not eat for a day and we'll magically lose 10 lbs. 
  

  I want to put a pop tart in the toaster and tape the lever down. Only the strawberry ones will work. We could have a pop tart induced bonfire.
  

  We're going to the pool to start a forest fire.

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